CCI: Okay, one last question. Recently Mitt Romney described a glass of lemonade as “Lemon. Wet. Good.”

JS: [Friendly but confused expression]

CCI: Oh you didn’t hear about that! He was at a Fourth of July parade, and someone gave him a glass of lemonade, and when they asked how it was he said “Lemon. Wet. Good.” So now, using that same formula–noun, adjective, judgment–please describe Mitt Romney.

JS: Oooh. Okay. Noun. I’d say robot, but I don’t want to denigrate him. Hmm. Human? Earthling. Earthling. Rich. Strange.

Comedy Central’s Indecision’s interview with Jill Stein